Dear Diary…Tara Reid is eager to do anything her new husband wants, no matter how slutty! 9-23-11

Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and bears no resemblance to any actual people. It is not meant to be taken as a real diary entry.

Dear Diary,

It’s me Tara Reid!  And guess what Diary?  Since we last talked I got engaged!  And then before I could even think twice about it we were getting married!  It was so romantic.  I was totally swept away in it.  I didn’t want to think twice about it even though all my friends and my family told me I was crazy for getting involved with a guy I barely knew.  But I didn’t care about any of that.  I’m in love Diary!  And I know he loves me too…especially when I get naked for him and show him how hot it is for me to fuck other guys…and girls too!  He loves seeing me act like a slut and it made for an awesome honeymoon! Read more

Dear Diary…Hayden Panettiere wants a very special birthday party. And she’s inviting you to her very first orgy! 9-8-11

Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and bears no resemblance to any actual people. It is not meant to be taken as a real diary entry.

Hey Diary,

Hayden Panettiere checking in for debriefing, sir. Heh heh. Don’t mind me being a little silly. I’m still a little woozy from what happened over the weekend. I definitely partied a little too hard but it was my birthday so I think I deserved it. After all if you can’t have fun then, when can you have fun? I wanted something special for this birthday. A girl only turns 22 once you know. And since it was my birthday I figured what better way to celebrate than to wear my “birthday suit” all weekend long and get myself a time I would never forget by holding an orgy! Read more

Dear Diary…Bad girl Reese Witherspoon hopes the paparazzi don’t catch her being naughty on her vacation 9-4-11

Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and bears no resemblance to any actual people. It is not meant to be taken as a real diary entry.

Dear Diary,

Remember me?  It’s your faithful scribe Reese Witherspoon.  Yeah…I knew you remembered me.  Even though it’s been a while since I had written you, I knew you couldn’t forget someone like me.  Heh.  I just got back from vacation with the family and damn it if I didn’t come home to find out the paparazzi had snapped some pictures of me on the beach in my bikini.  I have to admit I look really sexy in these pictures.  My top hugged my tits just right to show some skin but not too much and my butt looked really hot in my tight bottoms.  But it was still annoying to be spied on like that.  It’s a good thing the paparazzi didn’t see what else I did on vacation because it was REALLY slutty. Read more

Dear Diary…Not being able to act like a slut is giving Alyssa Milano the ‘baby blues’ 8-26-11

Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and bears no resemblance to any actual people. It is not meant to be taken as a real diary entry.

Dear Diary,

It’s me, Alyssa and the big day is almost here. I can’t wait. I’ve been carrying my baby in me for eight months now and it feels like it’s way past time for me to pop the little bugger out. I can’t wait to be a mommy. I can’t wait to hold my little boy for the first time. But I also other reasons for being impatient, Diary, and you’re the only one I can tell it too. The end of my pregnancy has been almost agonizing because I’ve been horny as hell and no one will fuck me! I can’t wait to have my kid so I can get back to fucking like the slut I am and this time I can be a real MILF while doing it heh heh heh. Read more

Dear Diary…Katy Perry kissed a girl and she loved it! 8-22-11

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Dear Diary,

What’s up love? It’s me Katy Perry. I have so much to tell you that I don’t even know where to begin. I know the obvious answer is to start at the beginning but the end is the best part because now it is official. I’ve finally done it. After years of fantasizing and wondering and dreaming, I finally went out and did what I’ve been dying to do. I know it’s always been so crazy that someone who got as famous I did for singing I Kissed A Girl had never, ever been with a girl before but I finally did something about it. And what can I say diary, except I fucked a girl and I liked it. I mean I REALLY fucking liked it! Read more

Dear Diary…Selena Gomez hears her boyfriend is cheating and is out for sexy revenge! 8-16-11

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Dear Diary,

Well it’s Selena Gomez. And I can’t sugarcoat it. I’ve been a bad girl. I mean like really, REALLY bad. Well not like go to jail bad, but definitely very naughty at the least. I may have screwed up really bad this time but at least I had a lot of fun while doing it. See it all started when one of my friends passed along this rumor that Justin was cheating on me and I might possibly have overacted a bit by going out and fucking anything that moves to try and get back at him. But let me start at the beginning diary. Be warned though, this is going to be a really slutty story… Read more

Dear Diary…Christina Aguilera is bored. Will Britney Spears help her out? 8-10-11

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Dear Diary,

Hey sweetie. It’s me Christina Aguilera. I’ve just been so bored lately. I’ve been reading my past few entries in you and God, I’m bored just reading them so I can’t imagine how boring it’s been for you to hear about nothing going on. What’s wrong with me? I used to be the hottest slut alive? I used to have orgies like every fucking night. The only time I wasn’t sucking cock was when I was licking pussy! What the fuck happened to me? Well diary, the good news is that I finally decided to do something about it and get back to my fun loving ways. Read more

Dear Diary….Glee’s Dianna Agron is leaving the show, but she’ll always remember how it changed her 8-4-11

Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and bears no resemblance to any actual people. It is not meant to be taken as a real diary entry.

Dear Diary,

Well it’s official. In one year I am going to be unemployed. All the rumors are true. Dianna Agron is leaving Glee. I never thought that I would be kicked to the curb like this, but I suppose it’s for the best. I mean I can’t still be pretending to be in high school when I’m 30. I just worry about the future. But at least I’ll always have the experience this show got for me and how it broke down the doors for me in Hollywood and most of all for letting me realize that I am a hot, pussy loving slut and I should be damn proud of it! Read more

Dear Diary…Scarlett Johansson doesn’t need her ex-husband and she wants him to know it! 7-29-11

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Dear Diary,

It’s Scarlett again. I haven’t written in a few days because frankly I’ve been too pissed off to say much of anything. I heard a rumor that Ryan was dating Charlize Theron and I was so fucking mad about it. I know we’re divorced now and I shouldn’t be jealous but I couldn’t help it. I mean what does that bitch have that I don’t have? An Oscar? Big fucking deal! I’ve got way bigger tits and an ass that’s as spankable as it is fuckable. She’s nothing compared to me. So I decided to go out and get myself some hot revenge against Ryan! Read more

Dear Diary….Spurned Transformers star Megan Fox is going to prove to you all she’s the hottest bitch alive 7-23-11

Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and bears no resemblance to any actual people. It is not meant to be taken as a real diary entry.

Dear Diary,

What’s up bitch? It’s your fucking whore of a BFF Megan Fox here to tell you some of the filthy things I’ve been up to. I know I’ve been a cunt and haven’t written you in two weeks, but what can I say, I’ve been busy acting like a whore and being proud of it! After all, if those Transformers assholes think they can kick Megan Fox to the curb and not get some fucking blowback, then they don’t know who they’re fucking with. They’re messing with the wrong bitch! Read more

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