Kirsten Dunst will do anything for fun (but she won’t do that) as she bares all for Celebrities Illustrated 5-15-13

Sometimes we’re even surprised ourselves here at Celebrities Illustrated. After all when you get the world’s most beautiful celebrities naked this isn’t a job where there’s going to be a lot of shock. But that’s what we felt when we found out just how easy it was to get Kirsten Dunst nude. It took no coaxing for us at all to get the star of the Spiderman movies who recently moved to far more adult fare like the critically acclaimed Melancholia out of her clothes, but there was one thing she wouldn’t do and it will no doubt disappoint any fan of hers who ever had a fantasy about her as Spiderman’s Mary Jayne Watson. Read more

Christina Aguilera bares all (and tells all) in Celebrities Illustrated’s hottest issue yet! 5-3-13

Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and while it refers to real people and events, it is entirely a fictional representation. It is not meant to be viewed as a real magazine. The actions and photos included are all fakes.

We all know she’s got “The Voice” and it’s been made abundantly clear by her fashion choices over the years that she has the amazing body to go along with it. But until now, no one has been able to see the full thing. However all of that is going to change as we present one of our most coveted Celebrities Illustrated layouts ever as we get Christina Aguilera nude and show off every one of those wonderful curves. Read more

Katherine Heigl’s nude Celebrities Illustrated photos show off why this Big Wedding star is a big deal indeed! 4-26-13

Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and while it refers to real people and events, it is entirely a fictional representation. It is not meant to be viewed as a real magazine. The actions and photos included are all fakes.

“To tell you the truth, I’m tired of playing bitches. I’d love to be a nice girl for once in the movies. But when you’re typecast you’re typecast. I’m hoping that this may help change things. It will let people see a different side of me for once.”

Those are the words spoken by this edition of Celebrities Illustrated’s cover girl, The Big Wedding’s Katherine Heigl. And she’s backing up her words with actions too. Because this is not just her wishing for a new reputation in Hollywood. It’s us getting a sexy Katherine Heigl nude layout and that’s something that people have been waiting to see for a very long time. Never before has this much of her sexy body been bared. Read more

Sarah Chalke makes our fantasies come true with her Celebrities Illustrated nude layout 4-17-13

We’re sure that many if not all of you remember playing “doctor” with the girls of your dreams. After all, even today there’s something to be said for the thrill of “Show me yours and I’ll show you mine.” And for years we have been wanting to show off Sarah Chalke nude just because so many of our faithful readers have wanted to play doctor with her. And now, thanks to her layout in Celebrities Illustrated they finally get that chance. Read more

Ashley Tisdale’s nude layout is quite a surprise for her fans and for all Celebrities Illustrated readers 4-10-13

Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and while it refers to real people and events, it is entirely a fictional representation. It is not meant to be viewed as a real magazine. The actions and photos included are all fakes.

Celebrities Illustrated is a magazine that’s full of surprises. But one surprise we have that many thought they would never see is the full layout of Ashley Tisdale nude. See the Disney girl who is best known for High School Musical and The Suite Life of Zach and Cody is not someone anyone would ever expect to see pose so provocatively…especially in * gasp * a dirty magazine such as this. But Ashley turned out to be quite a willing participant and was eager to show off that she’s so much more than being a good girl. Read more

Celebrities Illustrated gets Alyson Michalka nude and shows off some of her secrets too 4-4-13

Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and while it refers to real people and events, it is entirely a fictional representation. It is not meant to be viewed as a real magazine. The actions and photos included are all fakes.

Celebrities Illustrated can be more than just an opportunity for people to see the most beautiful women in the world at their sexiest as they take it all off for our erotic nude celebrity layouts. It can also be a launching pad as it gives women who might not yet have reached the wide audiences they want to the opportunity to be seen and viewed as the erotic visions that they are, And as we show off today the beauty of Alyson Michalka nude, we are certainly hopeful that this is the beginning of big things for her. Read more

Celebrities Illustrated gets Courteney Cox nude to show why she’s always been one of our best ‘Friends’ 3-27-13

Don’t count the lovely, talented and, most of all, sexy Courteney Cox amongst those who feel the name of her hit show Cougar Town is quite inappropriate. After all there are a lot of women on the show that have left the youthfulness of their teens and 20’s behind to embrace the sensual femininity that comes later in life, but there aren’t any cougars on hand (and we were definitely looking). What there is, however, is winning comedy, memorable characters and a hit program that just got renewed for a fourth season. But none of that is particularly surprising. What is surprising to some is that we have a magnificent Courteney Cox nude layout to show off in this edition of Celebrities Illustrated. Read more

Mom gone wild? Kimberly Williams Paisley nude pictures show off a sexy side in Celebrities Illustrated 3-21-13

Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and while it refers to real people and events, it is entirely a fictional representation. It is not meant to be viewed as a real magazine. The actions and photos included are all fakes.

It’s spring break in many parts of America and that means the young and wild heading off to the warmest parts of the world for a lot of partying with drinking and flashing and all the best parts of youth…at least that’s how MTV wants it to be seen. And while Celebrities Illustrated is always fascinated by the concept of “girls gone wild” as nubile coeds flash their tits and do the kind of things they regret what about older women? What about married mothers who one might more typically see going to the Whole Foods than dancing on top of a bar? Where’s the love for MILFs gone wild? Well this magazine certainly wants to spotlight those woman so call her a woman gone wild…call her a MILF…call her whatever praising term you want, just make sure and call her sexy after viewing these Kimberly Williams Paisley nude pictures. Read more

She’s 20! She’s beautiful! She’s naked! A sexy nude Victoria Justice layout makes Celebrities Illustrated sizzle! 3-15-13

Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and while it refers to real people and events, it is entirely a fictional representation. It is not meant to be viewed as a real magazine. The actions and photos included are all fakes.

There reaches a time in each young actress’ and singer’s career where they hit that fork in the road and they have to decide what’s next for them. It’s especially true of young women who have grown up in the spotlight and had their careers be made within the welcoming and fulfilling cocoon of the Disney Channel and Nickelodeon. Take the case of the beautiful Victoria Justice. The star of Nickelodeon’s Victorious and quite a singer in her own right has had quite an eventful year. First her show was canceled by Nickelodeon and then she celebrated her 20th birthday. So there’s a lot going on and it’s our honor to have the lovely Victoria here taking it all off for readers of Celebrities Illustrated. Read more

You wanted her and now you’ve got her! It’s Mila Kunis nude for Celebrities Illustrated! 3-6-13

Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and while it refers to real people and events, it is entirely a fictional representation. It is not meant to be viewed as a real magazine. The actions and photos included are all fakes.

There are a lot of requests that come into Celebrities Illustrated. There are a lot of people who want to make their voices heard when it comes to selecting which celebrities will pose for the magazine. And there are a lot of people who want to make sure their favorites get the focus they think they deserve. From those requests, perhaps the one that has come in the most is to get Mila Kunis nude. So for those who have asked for it, Celebrities Illustrated is very happy to give it to you as Mila takes it all off for her sexiest shoot ever. Read more

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